Drive Through...and Through
Louisville executive David Novak tells his story in the new book pictured at right. He grew up in a nomadic community with the children of government surveyors moving from trailer park to trailer park.
Today he is the Chairman and CEO of the world's #1 developer of new businesses, YUM! Brands, the parent company of Kentucky Fried Chicken, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Long John Silver's, and A&W All American Food.
Novak is a shining example of the American Dream coming to life.
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The latest terrorist scare? Gumball machines.
A New Jersey lawmaker fears that terrorists could poison treats inside gumball machines.
Kids eat boogers, bugs, and "fruit" rollups. Any kid who can bite through that granite garbage from gumball machines can certainly handle a droplet of skull & crossbones hootch.
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| Pick your poison. 25 cents each. |
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Don Imus has inked a deal to return to the airwaves on WABC in New York. Other affiliates are expected to join in for the rebirth of the I-Man.
Critics are bellowing prior to any official announcement.
Pay no heed. They're probably hos.
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| Don Imus rants on MSNBC prior to the Rutgers implosion that led to his firing in April. Imus is set to return to another network in December. |
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Former University of Louisville pitcher Frank Sadlo recently urged a convention of condom manufacturers in South Korea to offer their products in varying sizes. Sadlo says most men complain that standard condoms are actually too large.
Oops. That must be the beer talking.
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| Louisville native Frank Sadlo is the founder of They Fit, a company dedicated to providing custom fit condoms. |
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Now that Al Gore has sufficiently scared the crap out of people who don't understand the volatile nature of the earth's climatological history, the Nobel Peace Prize folks flipped him half of an award.
The other half melted and sank into a FRIGHTENINGLY TEPID PUDDLE THAT USED TO BE THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!
And the constant question remains: IS HE RUNNING? Yep. To get in front of any TV camera.
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| Al Gore & Leonardo DiCaprio |
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